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God gave us the ability to speak. We used this to make languages so we could communicate. We invented all kinds of words with intricate and delicate meanings. Yet...no powers of description, no matter how great, can ever encapsulate the true brilliance of God. Its no wonder He renders us speechless.

At Ease!

Yo wassup?! Greetings to all my fans and the multitudes of followers. Howsit? Yeah not bad. Got a freaken mean tie now. Just thought I'd tell the world that clearly every 17 year old guy is a paedophile and wants to feel up children in a variety of ages. My friend James is a swim coach and isn't allowed to get in the pool to help teach the kids to swim. So its fairly obvious that he applied for the job to be able to fondle the young ones in their submersed state and not because he enjoys swimming and wants to pass on his skill to the next generation. Lets be honest here all post-pubesent teens are looking to get their mits on children in their single digits (myself included). Therefore I find it ridiculous that James be denied that right. Its relatively normal behaviour too. But realistically it is probably easier fruit to blend itself then to teach kids to swim without getting in the pool. So James my hats off to you, you're a bloody legend.

Attention!

This is my first blog, and probably my last...it's been a good run people but unfortunately we all have to throw in the towel eventually. But my, wasn't it glorious? Didn't it just inspire you? I wouldn't be surprised if I was one of those people that helped shape your life. Like many great things I started with a bang (you can thank my parents) and of course I will end a hero to the blogging community. You may ask; How does he capture my attention so well? Why am I so drawn to this guy? Why the hell am I attracted to Chris Crocker? The answer may come from within, the answer to those questions may simply be unexplainable, such as the secretive joy one feels when he knocks down a baby and the baby cries. So it is with great lamenting and utter bitterness that I leave this world, yet a certain weight has been lifted knowing that I am free from this life of debauchery.


Love you Katie :)